PMIRA Restores Internet Access, Employee Responsible Fired And Imprisoned

Written on March 15, 2130 by Harold Frizinki.

After 36 hours of darkness and panic, the Internet has finally been restored to Philosica. The employee responsible, Mark Zirichi, has been fired and is now in the Philosica City Medium Security Prison. He was originally going to have a life sentence, but after a trial, it was revealed that the block was entirely accidental. Zirichi is currently serving a 10-year prison sentence, and after thet, he will have to pay a 500,000-philosobuck fine. The damages caused by this outage are estimated to be at 100,000,000,000 philosobucks.

During this outage, the Philosican government had almost collapsed, and there was lots of panic in the streets. Casualties from places such as hospitals being shut down due to the outage are expected at 1,000.The PMIRA was also sued] by a major retail chain after having lost 1,000,000 philosobucks in profits due to the outage. Recovery from this event is expected to take 25 years.

To prevent one man from single-handedly shutting down the entire Internet again and almost destroying Philosica, a nation of 100,000,000 people, security measures have been implemented in the blacklist system. However, these security measures are kept behind a Delta-level security clearance. But still, there should not be any more worrying about an Internet outage of this magnitude ever happening again.