Vida Crunch Discontinued Following Lawsuit

Written on October 1, 5002 by bauerbach.

Algrozodor has just discontinued its most popular cereal, Vida Crunch.

The popular cereal was discontinued following a lawsuit that occurred yesterday. After a recent study, traces of Life's DNA were found in Vida Crunch. The lawsuit also resulted in a recall of 15,000,000 boxes of Vida Crunch.

Many people were disappointed by the announcement. "I am deeply saddened by the news," Jason Herinkdhi said in a recent editorial. "Every morning at breakfast when I was a little boy, I would look at the funny puzzles that they had on the back of the box. I also loved finding a prize in the limited editions." Some people have also made death threats towards Fame Philosophit, the king of Philosica, who, of course, sent those people to the Desert of the Devil.