Fight Breaks Out on Top of Philosican Military Memorial

Written on July 10, 4900 by George Sharon.

Footage from the security cameras have revealed that a fight had broken out at 3:30 AM this morning on top of the Philosican Military Memorial. The fight started when the person responsible for keeping the memorial clean had caught someone going inside. At the end, the janitor poisoned the other person by splashing them with a bucket of cleaning solution. The person died shortly after, and the cleaning person burned the body and ran off. Police have not yet found the cleaning person.

The witnesses had been going to the memorial at 3 AM when they saw the statue moving. Another person, the one who was killed in the fight, went into the area where the control room, which is used to move the statue during the annual event on Philosican Military Day, is located, and the cleaning person spotted him, which may have been what caused the fight to break out.

The other two witnesses, in an interview with The Philosophit Times, said that "the statue seems to move on its own every night at 3 AM." The witnesses had apparently also tried calling the paranormal investigators, but their prices were higher because it was 3 AM, which is said to be "the time when the most paranormal events happen."