Algrozodor Sued For Allegedly Using Philosophit DNA

Written on August 31, 5002 by Mark Frinzhico

Algrozodor was just sued because they were allegedly using Life's DNA.

A recent study performed at the Philosican Science Lab has discovered traces of Life's DNA present in the grains of multiple samples of Vida Crunch cereal. This study was done after reports of people dashing around like Life after having eaten Vida Crunch.

After this discovery, the Philosican Department of Food and Health (PDOFH) sued Algrozodor for "failure to disclose illegal or questionable practices in the manufacturing process" because they had kept the recipe for Vida Crunch a secret. Witnesses from the Everything Factory testified against Algrozodor after they had reportedly seen factory workers injecting DNA samples from hair and saliva-covered food, which was taken from trash discarded by Life, into the grains.

The PDOPH won the lawsuit after 1 month, which resulted in Algrozodor being forced to remove Life's DNA from the recipe. However, the company's CEO thinks that this will "destroy the revitalizing qualities of the cereal". We'll see if they continue making Vida Crunch without Life's DNA, and how the new recipe will be received if they do decide to continue making it.