Philosica City Man Sent To Desert of the Devil

Written on July 7, 2017 by bauerbach.

A man from Philosica City was just sent to the Desert of the Devil. The man had been found to be saying bad things about Fame, such as the fact that he is a "murderer." This marks the very first time in history that the Desert of the Devil was used as a prison.

Currently, the desert is guarded with an electric fence, and the temperature is kept at a constant 666 degrees Fahrenheit, dropping to -130 degrees Fahrenheit at night. "The desert is a new thing that we are trying for punishing those who go against me," Fame Philosophit said in a recent interview. "The hot climate and low supply of food should be enough to keep people from committing serious crimes."

There has been controversy surrounding the use of the desert as a punishment for serious crimes. Many have regarded it as "too harsh as a punishment," as the 666-degree/-130-degree temperatures are almost impossible for a human to survive, and food is only delivered once a week. The Desert of the Devil Control Center is also very far away from the nearest oasis, and the desert is guarded by a strange cactus monster.

We will see in the future how this new way of punishing people for going against Fame will work.