Fame Discovers "Crypt of Commerce" Under Farmhouse

Written on 10/1/5002 by bauerbach.

Fame has just discovered a crypt, that had apparently been in use for hundreds of years, called the "Crypt of Commerce." This crypt was found under the Philosica City farm house. The crypt was discovered and revealed to the public after Paul Patriot, the CEO of Rattiop Technologies, called the Philosophits over after discovering something that went against Fame.

The Crypt of Commerce was where every generation that lived in the farmhouse ever since it was built in 1980 would bury discontinued products, copies of laws that have been taken off the books, and mementos of defunct companies and "dead" concepts. Many of the gravestones have had epitaphs that were against Fame or the Phiilosican government. "I was very surprised to see this treason that had run undiscovered for centuries," Fame said in an interview with The Philosophit Times.

After the discovery of the Crypt of Commerce, the family that had lived in the house was sent to the Desert of the Devil. The farm has also been purchased by the Philosican Government and is currently being managed by the Everything Factory owner. The crypt has also been cleared out and some of the gravestones, along with some of the buried objects, have been placed in the Philosican History Museum, and the epitaphs have been removed.